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❧ Edited by bill at 2021-02-28 22:50:452021-02-28 22:50

From: caulij at 2021-02-28 22:55:21
chilling w my cat :3

same

https://www.amazon.com/Sporzon-System-Workout-Station-Resistance/dp/B088BFQWNR

want a versatile cable stack machine. willing to spend up to 2k - this one sux but just an example. recs pls

too much shit tho. just want a cable stack with high and low pulley

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bought all the arm wrestling gear a boy could want instead

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cute

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lmao

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From: caulij at 2021-03-03 02:03:36
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LMFAO

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So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

β€œYou know what? No,” said the executioner. β€œI’ve had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I’m not giving you a thing to eat; we’re strapping you in and doing this now.” Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, β€œOh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I’m just a bad conductor.”

they look huge wtf

me: is that sweets? …. is that weed???

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From: caulij at 2021-03-04 19:20:09
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lmfao

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omg

From: Crapybarah666 at 2021-03-05 07:55:48

From: caulij at 2021-02-28 22:55:21
chilling w my cat :3

Sicc kitty with blaq tidd dies

welcome

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this is gonna be my new look

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i like the plain accent actually. & the white inside of the jacket owns

cybernomad

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lmao

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SHUT UP ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME

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❧ Edited by bill at 2021-03-06 19:08:132021-03-06 19:08

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❧ Edited by bill at 2021-03-06 19:31:122021-03-06 19:31

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the gangs all here

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