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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-02-28 22:50:06Feb 28 22:50 | Filter

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❧ Edited by bill at 2021-02-28 22:50:45Feb 28 22:50

chilling w my cat :3

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 04:13:07Mar 1 04:13 | Filter

From: caulij at 2021-02-28 22:55:21
chilling w my cat :3

same

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 04:37:21Mar 1 04:37 | Filter

https://www.amazon.com/Sporzon-System-Workout-Station-Resistance/dp/B088BFQWNR

want a versatile cable stack machine. willing to spend up to 2k - this one sux but just an example. recs pls

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 04:38:32Mar 1 04:38 | Filter
From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 04:39:34Mar 1 04:39 | Filter

too much shit tho. just want a cable stack with high and low pulley

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 04:43:30Mar 1 04:43 | Filter

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 07:14:50Mar 1 07:14 | Filter

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 08:49:03Mar 1 08:49 | Filter

bought all the arm wrestling gear a boy could want instead

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@bill me n u

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-01 21:26:45Mar 1 21:26 | Filter

cute

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-02 01:17:45Mar 2 01:17 | Filter

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-02 03:35:27Mar 2 03:35 | Filter

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-02 19:53:12Mar 2 19:53 | Filter

lmao

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-02 20:12:31Mar 2 20:12 | Filter

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From: caulij at 2021-03-02 20:36:43
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β€œI’m in”

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-03 02:20:30Mar 3 02:20 | Filter

From: caulij at 2021-03-03 02:03:36
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LMFAO

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-03 04:40:53Mar 3 04:40 | Filter

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I literally just almost died. The wind is very strong in the city today and it picked me up like 50 feet off the ground and spun me all different ways and I was probably in the air for literally five minutes. I’m like shaking so bad right now I can’t believe this fucking happened to me. Luckily I landed safely on a skateboard and was able to skateboard to safety but I feel so fucking angry and hurt right now. The worst thing is it was just nature doing it’s thing so I really have no one to blame but the anger and hurt is still there.
I feel so fucked up by this. I wasn’t sure if I was going to share this because I know there’s going to be a large swath of people who think I’m making this up but I’m not. The wind picked me up off the ground for five minutes and I landed on a skateboard and I skateboarded into an old barn in the woods to get away from the wind. I wouldn’t lie about this and if you think I’m lying go ahead and unfriend me.
Hug your family and friends and tell them you love them.

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-03 09:55:22Mar 3 09:55 | Filter

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-03 21:00:43Mar 3 21:00 | Filter

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

β€œYou know what? No,” said the executioner. β€œI’ve had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I’m not giving you a thing to eat; we’re strapping you in and doing this now.” Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, β€œOh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I’m just a bad conductor.”

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-03 21:23:02Mar 3 21:23 | Filter

they look huge wtf

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From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-04 01:22:16Mar 4 01:22 | Filter

me: is that sweets? …. is that weed???

From: βœͺ | Posted: 2021-03-04 05:47:45Mar 4 05:47 | Filter

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